Church Bulletin Bloopers
- The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which
the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
- The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other
items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
children.
- Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall
after the B.S. is done.
- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their electric girdles for
the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.
- A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church
and community.
- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The
Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
- Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to
follow.
- The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the
birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.
- Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All
ladies giving milk will please come early.
- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the
church hall. Music will follow.
- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
"What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our
choir practice.
- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the
side entrance.
- Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for
testes.
- Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan
who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
- The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed
potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served
for a nominal feel.
- The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up
Yours."
- Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get
High."
- Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.
- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we
have a nursery downstairs.
- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come
forward and lay an egg on the altar.
- The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of
the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the
congregation will join in.
- Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the
addition of several new members and to the deterioration
of some older ones.
- The senior choir invites any member of the congregation
who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
- Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking
tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come
tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
- Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER
& FASTING Conference. "The cost for attending
the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals".
- Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way
again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
- "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping
around the house. Don't forget your husbands".
- Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the
Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are
welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
- The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
cancelled due to a conflict.
- The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water'.
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'.
- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They
need all the help they can get.
- Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors
for more transfusions. She is also having trouble
sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
- The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make
calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
- Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and
community.
- Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning
service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a
terrible experience".
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