Why God Never Received Tenure at Any
University
- He had only one major publication.
- It was written in Hebrew and Greek.
- It had no references only his own quotes.
- It wasn't published in an academic journal.
- Some venture to doubt that he wrote it himself.
- Yes, He created the world but his notes are sketchy at
best.
- The scientific community cannot replicate his results.
- He never received permission from the ethics board to use
human subjects.
- When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by
drowning the subjects.
- He rarely came to class and just told students,
"read the book."
- His son helps him teach the class and now does so without
being present in person.
- He expelled his first two students for their first act of
disobedience.
- His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a
mountaintop.
- Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed.
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